OK raise your hand if you are this flexible?
Yeah - I didn't think so!
Baby girl is starting a fight in our house...Aubrie loves turquoise, Everett loves turquoise, and now Ollie Faith loves turquoise - Grandma Janie we need more turquoise everything before a slap fight breaks out.
This polar bear is her arch enemy - he plagues her dreams with his taunting ways - she will catch him - she will...the best method...strong arm him down! Atta girl!
Mom - have you vacuumed recently? You may want to...
Carpet licking - I think it's going to take off as a new trend - kind of like planking...you want to try it with me - gives your tongue a new texture - it's called fuzz.
Mom, why won't he get in my mouth? Seriously I'm sick of licking his backside.
See my two new teeth - they have three sharp bumps per tooth - perfect for biting Everett one day.
Oh Mom you are hilarious, I mean it I seriously can't stop laughing...oh my gosh Mom stop - stop being so funny!