Aubrie is 5 1/2.

In a week she starts kindergarten.

She is tall and super thin, like her Daddy.

She has no booty - at all.


She has to wear 6 slims.  I bought her jeggings - um yeah they were hanging off of her body!

So she asked me in all seriousness.

"Mom, when am I going to get a big butt like yours?  And like Aunt Abbie's?  And like XX (I won't share the next two names because they'd kill me)?  And like Aunt Maggie?  Aunt Maggie has the biggest booty of you all!"

Haha - In Maggie's defense she's 38 almost 39 weeks pregnant.

I had to share though - too funny!



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