I recently stumbled upon Aubrie's old notebook.
Mom used to write down Aubrie's daily antics in a notebook for me to enjoy when I got home. Aubrie was hilarious when she was 3, and really she is still hilarious at 5. It's just more filtered.
PS - if you want to see how Aubrie is exactly my mini me click here
& get a good laugh while you are at it!
6-28-09 - 3 1/2 years old:
At TJ Maxx we were checking out and Aubrie loudly says, "Mommy is that a man or a woman?" quite loudly about the cashier. I tried to ignore her, but she persisted. When I whispered it's a woman. (It was obviously a woman). Aubrie loudly responded, "She looks like a woman, but why does she sound like a man?" Talk about wanting to melt in place!
Aubrie asked me if I was pregnant. I said why do you think that? (At the time Maggie was pregnant so I thought maybe she had that idea). She said your belly is like Grandma Janie's because Everett & I made it fat. Umm thanks - I think Mom & I both were offended by that one.
Aubrie had to go to the bathroom. She looked in the stool & said, "Grandma, I pooped big - I ate vegetables & candy." Mom said, "Yes, vegetables are good and you had yogurt and fruit & those are good." Aubrie responded, "And Candy!" Mom said, "Candy is not so good." Aubrie said, Yes, but it made my poop big & soft!" (This is because one day she was having a hard time going & Grandma told her you need more vegetables & fruit so it will be softer - she forgets nothing!)
Today Aubrie played doctor. She wanted to take Mom's temperature & said "Grandma, open up your butt!"
11-18-09: Nearing 4 years old:
Aubrie was standing by Mom chuckling & when Mom turned around Aubrie was mooning her!
4-29-10 4 years old:
When getting ready for school Aubrie insisted her booty was itchy. I checked her pants and found nothing. Then she says, "oh, maybe it was just a dog hair!" ha ha!
Aubrie at 5 1/2 June 2011