If I were a month, I’d be September.

If I were a day of the week, I’d be Sunday.

If I were a time of day, I’d be 8:25 pm. (Kids are snug in bed & Jade & I are watching TV).

If I were a planet, I’d be Venus.

If I were a sea animal, I’d be a sea otter.

If I were a direction, I’d be South.

If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a chippy painted cabinet.

If I were a liquid, I’d be a diet coke.

If I were a gemstone, I’d be a pink sapphire.

If I were a tree, I’d be an American Beech.

If I were a tool, I’d be a drill.

If I were a flower, I’d be a ditch flower (purple ones that look like phlox).

If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a crisp autumn breeze.

If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a harmonica.

If I were a color, I’d be red.

If I were an emotion, I’d be joy.

If I were a fruit, I’d be a pineapple.

If I were a sound, I’d be laughter.

If I were an element, I’d be wind.

If I were a car, I’d be a Chrysler Aspen.

If I were a food, I’d be a french fry.

If I were a place, I’d be Disney World baby!

If I were a material, I’d be jeans.

If I were a taste, I’d be salty.

If I were a scent, I’d be MacIntosh apple.

If I were an object, I’d be a down comforter.

If I were a body part, I’d be the ass.  Ha ha - just kidding - I'd be a hand to hold.

If I were a facial expression, I’d be a wink.

If I were a song, I’d be a Jason Mraz happy melody.

If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be fuzzy winter boots.

What would you be?



This list was inspired by the wonderful Kelly over at Dare To Be Domestic.






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